rabbitmotifs:

i llove this im shaking like a small dog

thekidsfromyestergay:

gotalottalegs:

thekidsfromyestergay:

My girl an army general and I’m. Look I haven’t thought of a joke yet but if I had one it’d be hilarious ok just trust me on that one

My girl an army general and my privates are standing at attention

Yeah that’s the one time to hit the showers boys

(via officialspec)

huffylemon:

boyboobs:

rents too high so im forced to send my cat to shifts at the cat cafe

dirtblockpdf-deactivated2022050:

home is really just a crafting table next to a furnace and a bed

(via cozytree)

moveslikekeithrichards:

old people are right. about werthers originals

kata4a:

she babel on my tower till I ἐπιούσιον

erraticcat:

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

thyrell:

im hungry as fuck bro can you pass me a microplastic

(via officialspec)

jbt7493:

im such a guy who is a sort of a creature